Going Dutch
Everybody seems to be familiar with the term Going Dutch. To put it simply, in the event a few people (2 or more) decide to perhaps go together for dinner, going dutch would indicate each person would shell out the cost for his or her meal alone. Needless to say, I am not a very big fan of this method; I’ll get back to it later.
Most of the people around me, have such distinct characteristics, that you could probably define general situations by using their names. I will try to enumerate a couple of them, for the purpose of educating, and also, perhaps in allowing you to use these terms when the need for it arises in the future.
Whilst in no way is this a complete list, I have decided not to arrange it in any particular order as I’m neither bothered nor capable of such an arduous task.
1) Pulling a Tina : Making Promises that you cannot/will not keep.
Ex: Tina: I will clean up your room next week, month, semester.
2) Pulling an Anu : Cut their statements short, in turn annoying the other party.
Ex: Anu: You know what happened, he said that I’m not…HypoG, do you think I’m a…. nevermind, forget it.
3) Pulling a Kristof : The incessant need to argue everything, even, and especially on matters one isn’t well versed in.
Ex: CRT monitors are better than LCD’s because the refresh rates on LCD’s can’t keep up to those demanded by fast paced games!
4) Going Sasha : Unlike going Dutch, in this instance, one person covers the cost of the meal for everyone.
Ex: Sasha : Hey, Lets go to Paddingtons House of Pancakes for breakfast!
Me : I’m Broke.
Sasha : No problem, we’ll just go Sasha.
5) Pulling a Rowena : The constant urge to drag as many of the student body to church, regardless of them being believers or otherwise
Ex: Hey Guys!!!! wnaa go churc tmrw? Pstr kvn sayz he has plned a wondrful supriz for us!
6) Pulling a Shorty : Being adamant and unreasonable*
Ex: Homes, since you’re going to Kalush, can you help me buy a 300 rb reload card and some food?
Shorty : No. You’ll thank me later. *Subjective on the unreasonable.
7) Pulling an Abz : Bailin’ out on the very last minute.
Ex: This summer, lets go to Tioman! I’ll get my dad to book and shit!
Summer; How, Tioman?
-Sorry homes, tak jadi, you guys carry on.
Ex: Abz, so we celebrating your birthday at Shorties house this friday?
-Yeah, confirmed!
Come friday; Sorry homes, I can’t make it, you guys carry on.
Ex: Abz : Lets go Watch American Pie at 6.
- Yeah sure, sounds like a plan. We’ll meet you there.
5.30 at the mall; Abz, where the fuck are you?
- Sorry homes, something came up, and I can’t make it. You guys carry on.
8 ) Pulling a Priyan : Running an event under a strict budget.
Ex: I can’t believe we just pulled a Priyan. Seriously, running MASSAD with only USD 5000? Who would have thought that would be possible.
9) Pulling a Mike : Keeping your cool, even at the verge of getting expelled.
Ex: Mike, exam how dei? Chill La. Mike, tomorrow exam, you finish studying or not? Chill La. Mike, exam now, ready or not? Chill la.
Teacher : What is the treatment for SCM (Sternocleidomastoid Syndrome).
Mike : Order the person to chill instead of being uptight.
Teacher : Excellent! 5.
Mike : Chill la.
And FINALLY….
10) Being HypoG : THe Ultimate level of Lazy. The epitome of otiosity.
Ex: Homes, on your way out, do you mind throwing out this rubbish, switching off the light, and locking my door? Otherwise I’d have to get up 
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if u prolly had a site whereby it detects what browser version I’m using and shit u’d prolly b impressed at this point of time. I’m definitely the first to bless ur page with the presence of Google Chrome.
I said yes for the reload card, NO for the food. Fast food to be exact. I reiterate, you will thank me later.
Nice post. Fucking good one in fact. Loved the Mega burn on Abz.
Why isn’t there an ‘Ash” ?
VK@Dr|ftking
Ashwar: To be honest, I wrote that post in google chrome, but hey, nothing wrong being 2nd in either
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Vk : Unfortunately, Ash represents all that is good and perfect in this world. That being said, it would be impossible to think of a situation to go ash on, considering this world is nothing close to perfect with all her defects.
Fact: Monitor refresh rates are measured in nanoseconds, while LCDs are measured in miliseconds.
And no, you don’t get the lazy crown. I do.
I think a few of these comments you’ve received just proved that your newly coined expressions pretty much hit the spot.
Kristof: I would have responded to your thread in the forums itself, however you had it locked. Perhaps deep down inside you knew that even you wouldn’t believe the crock-shit that you spewed.
I digress, but first and foremost, let me congratulate you for being the first person in Malaysia (and even the world) to be able to discern speeds below 2ms. The human eye is unable to discern even hundredth of a second, let alone speeds at the nanosecond range.
You’ve stated that LCD’s cannot keep up to speed of the face paced games, it’s a pretty ridiculous statement considering nobody can even differentiate between the two. I’ve used LCD’s for a very long time and there has never been a game that the modern day LCD’s have not been able to match up to, so perhaps you should actually make an analytical conclusion on stuff you read instead of just taking it at face value (which is something that you often do).
I think the discussion is over and I do not wish to argue over this topic. At the end of the day I don’t see a need to knock you back to reality and you may continue basking in what you feel are ‘truth’s’ and ‘facts’.
However, I must say, I admire your persistence and your perseverance to be right, even though it may not mean anything, and often misplaced. However sometimes, it’s good to just know when to give up.
Good luck with your sale,
-HypoG
CHILL…..
HAHA nice post…I have to agree with you bro on your last comment on Being HypoG : THe Ultimate level of Lazy
haha so now it’s time to do some walking..what say you?? :p
Do you think it is rather ironic that you claim to not see a need to ‘knock me back to reality’ but rebuke my comment with an entire paragraph?
No, I don’t find it ironic
.It’s difficult to let people bask in their ignorance.
Chill!
Indeed. It is also difficult to let people bask in their incorrigibility
LOL! I’m all good? That’s lovely to hear.. btw missing u mate!
Stop playing Dota for 1 hour and update this blog. Thanks.
VK@Dr|ftking
People are going to start thinking that you have an obsession with Jeff Probst. Update, dude.